If Kanye West Comes Out With A Novel...

If Kanye West publishes a novel, what do you do? Do you buy it?

Of course you do!

Let me explain...

As a freelance writer & editor, I run into a lot odd, often humorous, sometimes mentally deficient people.

A couple weeks ago, a guy wanted to hire me to ghostwrite a novel for him...and he refused to pay me any money up front. When I tried to explain to him how ghostwriting works (you know...like the fact that his potential for profit was uncapped, whereas I made nothing but what he paid me to write the novel...or like the fact that ghostwriters are always paid at least half up front), he responded with something like this: "u might postulat thet ther is a standard way to do this but the truth is that there are no right way to do somethin i have infinate time to find someone else htank u 4 ur time goodby."

At this point, I realized that ghostwriting for regular people is a waste of time. In fact, regular people might even be a waste of time. Ghostwriting for celebrities is the only way to go.

I'm not sure why I never thought of that before.

If Kanye West comes out with a novel soon, you should pick up a copy. I was probably the one who wrote it.






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