I have a really good idea We should. start using periods in our sentences the way I just did We can. put them two words late Do you. think that's a good idea Of course? the same goes for question marks I wonder. if we should avoid all capitalization also to make, it more confusing oh and. we'll put commas late too pretty much, anything NOT an apostrophe because those, would confuse people too much if we put them two words too late the only. problem with this brilliant plan is that I am not quite sure how you would end a paragraph would you? just not use any punctuation at all
The girlfriend was...not in the mood. Was not amused.
So, I tried my little sister.
My little sister responded with this:
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha ohh man that was!!!! Rough to read but it! Got me laughing was that. A mass text or just, for me I think? The same rule should apply for emoticons as well so if :) I was going to use one I would, put it two words later and I. Know what you mean about ending the paragraph what do!! You do perhaps just?! Fill the last two slots with ____ ____.
I think we might be onto something here.
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*Arches eyebrow skeptically* Very amusing.
ReplyDeleteDawn - You need more practice! That would be, Arches eyebrow *skeptically Very amusing*
ReplyDeleteI think I have it a new. way of writing will make us stop and think I don't. however understand where the upper case letters belong it seems. you give away too much if you put them where they used to belong what do. you think?
ReplyDeletePatricia I agree - with you about the capitalization my little. sister opted to keep using the capitalization to begin sentences and I, actually thought hers was funnier than mine but I, think that was mostly because of all the crazy punctuation she uses do you. have any ideas for how we should end paragraphs
ReplyDeleteThis punctuation idea begs to be read in a Yoda voice.
ReplyDeleteCrystal - That would be perfect! We could change it up to have Yoda wording also. It could be all kinds of confusing!
ReplyDeleteI don't know why this cracked me up so much, but it did!
ReplyDeleteYou should try a whole blog entry like that.
Tawna
Tawna - When I first typed my text like this, I wasn't sure if it was even funny at all. When I received my sister's reply text and started reading it, I couldn't help but laugh. Really, really hard. Must be a personality thing - it's sure funny to some of us!
ReplyDeleteWow. It felt like my brain was having a small seizure when I read that. But for some odd. unattainable. reason. I really. liked it. either that or I drank. too many rockstars.
ReplyDeleteI'm not doing it right. am I?
Oh well, glad I'm here! Can't wait. to see more of your post.
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Officegirl - Welcome aboard. I know that feeling of too many energy drinks. I feel that way right now, except...too little sleep. The two feelings kind of converge at some point in there, I think. And..while I'm thinking: I think that if I read the above post while in this mind-weary mood, I would probably throw something. Like my laptop. At the wall. Glad you didn't do that.
ReplyDeleteLOVE your sister. Also, don't throw your laptop at the wall. It's abusive. Besides even if I got really frustrated reading it, I had a smile on my face :)
ReplyDeleteSusana - Ha! The laptop is still intact for now. No worries.
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